So apparently, with the new champion sale/skin schedule released, someone decided to make a story... not a "appropriate story" however.
RIot released a schedule time for a story!
Garen lay in bed, masturbating furiously under the sheets. His pent up sexual frustration from days of battling alongside the many beautiful ladies of the League had pushed him to his limit. Katarina was the woman he loved above all others, and he pictured her perfect body, wanking as he did so. Suddenly there was a creak from the door and Garen froze. ''Big Brother...'' came a voice from the doorway. ''What is it Lux?'' replied Garen in a mildly annoyed tone, ''I-I-I had a bad dream...'' Lux stammered. Garen rolled over, sighing to himself as he said ''It's just a nightmare, go back to bed''. ''But big brother...I'm scared...C-Can't I sleep with you...'' Lux whined softly, and before Garen could object she slipped into bed next to him. Garen gave up on trying to get her to leave, and resolved instead to just get some sleep. Lux cuddled up against her brother, pressing her body against his, her soft breasts pushing against his back. As she wrapped her arms around him one of her hands brushed against Garens still quite erect penis.
''LUX! WHAT ARE YOU-'' Garen yelped, as he lept to his feet from the bed. He then froze, suddenly realising his erect manhood was now on full display. Lux stared at it for a moment then said ''Brother..do you...do you love me?''. Garen was flustered by this blunt question, ''Yes I...WAIT NO! I...well you see..'' he stammered. Lux giggled, ''Oh Big Brother, I love you!'' she said, and then suddenly wrapped her hand around Garen's cock. ''It's so big...I wonder if I can...'' she muttered, leaning in towards Garen's mighty girth. Garen was still in shock from what he had just heard, and was abruptly brought back to his senses as he felt his sister’s mouth around the head of his penis. His little sister was gazing up at him as she sucked on his cock, slowly moving back and forth, teasing him with her tongue. Garen placed a hand behind her head and started to make her bob up and down faster, sucking further down with each bob. She came up for air and gasped ''Now big brother, shove it all in!''. Garen needed no further encouragement, ramming his mighty girth into his sister's mouth. His dick slid all the way to the back of Lux's thoat and she gagged, causing her brother to pull out. ''I'm sure your precious Katarina can't go so deep on your cock'' Lux said triumphantly. She was still smiling as she wrapped her hands around Garen's cock, and began to jerk it. ''Sssh, I'm charging your Laser!'' she giggled as she started to jerk faster, quickly bringing Garen to the edge. Realising that her brother was near his limit Lux opened her mouth wide, stuck out her tongue and closed her eyes in preperation. With a great cry of ''DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'' Garen came, splattering Lux's face with cum, and also shooting into her open mouth and onto her waiting tongue. Lux slowly licked her lips, then, eyes still closed, she swallowed her brother's semen.
Not one minute earlier Kassadin was walking past the Crownguard residence. He was contemplating his role as Runeterra's sole defence from the all-consuming void. Should he be the only guardian? Would hid duty even end? Was the world truly worth saving? Did they deserve his protection? As Kassadin pondered all of this and more, he did not realise he was being watched. Hidden in the shadows of the darkened street, a yordle watched the voidwalker silently. Poppy watched Kassadin from the shadows and prepared to strike. Due to a recent decree from the king of Demacia, all void creatures were banned from within the city walls. Kassadin had been using his voidwalking abilities to completely ignore this law, and Poppy looked forward to bringing him to justice for his crimes. With a shout she charged forward, grabbing Kassadin and preparing to slam him into the wall. However her charge continued, phasing through the wall to the other side. (GODDAMNIT RIOT I MEAN REALLY CAN YOU AT LEAST TRY TO FIX THE FUCKING CHARGE BUG WHAT THE SHIT HOW THE FUCK DOES POPPY CHARGE THROUGH THE WALLS ANYWAY I MEAN REALLY HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO FIX THIS GODDAMN STOP SHITTING OUT NEW CHAMPS AND FIX THIS IM BEGGING YOU ARGGHGHGHGHGH) Kassadin and Poppy appeared on the other side of the wall just in time to hear a great shout of ''DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAA''. They were both frozen in shock as they watched Garen ejaculate over his sister's face. They watched in abject horror as Lux swallowed her brother's semen. Lux opened her eyes, immediately spotting the two intruders and freezing up on the spot. There was a long silence, then, with a burst of void energy, Kassadin riftwalked away.
Sorry that Formatting is bad, but I copied and pasted it as is.
Original Post: http://na.leagueoflegends.com/node/14541
Signing out~
Kuroneko
Signing out~
Kuroneko
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